Flashback Photo Spread: XXX Lounge

Hey everyone, Bangkok Seven here. Part-time BKKNites writer and self-exiled gogo rat. It’s time for another Sunday Rap.

Thank Buddha for photos, am I right? Especially when something crazy happens, like a pandemic shutting down everything except grocery stores and Starbuck’s. Photos can remind us—not only of what we’re missing but also what we have to look forward to. Because really, that’s all we have left now. Hope of a future release from this current useless brain-dead lockdown (spoiler alert: you can’t stop a virus).

And so, since we can’t go to the gogo bars, or any bars for that matter, let’s flip through BKKNites’ photo album of one of my personal favorite red-light bars: The XXX Lounge in Patpong.

And we need not harken back too far for a set of awesome pictures of some smoking hot hotties. Back in March of this year—before the onset of this most recent “wave” of the Koof—XXX Lounge held a theme party:  Naughty Schoolgirls. And it was inspiring.

Bee

Bee is an XXX veteran. She was there when it was known by its previous name: Electric Blue. When I first saw her in 2014, I was with my pal Lucky, and he nicknamed her ‘volleyball girl’ because to his eye, her body resembled the girls from his high school volleyball team. Long, slender, toned. He drooled over her. Flash forward 7 years and she’s more or less the same. Maybe with a little more junk in her trunk, as they used to say in 1990s Los Angeles. But she’s just as glamourous as she was in her teens.

Earn

Earn is one of XXX’s current superstars. She gained some notoriety during the 2nd lockdown when the manager first started doing live streams. It turns out that Earn isn’t just super-gorgeous and sexy in person. She’s also very photogenic on video. What would you call that—videogenic? Anyway, she garnered a lot of attention and a number of faithful online customers. And damn, did she ever look awesome in a school uniform. Her most alluring feature is her smile—at least, aft first glance. It’s charming, radiant, sweet enough to make a grown man cry. But then, it’s her eyes that draw you in. She has a permanent expression that is a combination of fiendish mischief (fiendchief for short, copyright BKK7), and come-hitherness that could stir the loins of the most beta of beta cucks. And when she moves on a gogo stage, all hell breaks loose. She can do things with her hips that would inspire U@ to write songs about.

Earn’s bff is Beer. She’s more shy than the rest of the girls in the roster, but her smile is no less luminous than Earn’s and she’s got a bigger set of ta-ta’s. Beer comes off as innocent, compared to the other girls. But every once in a while she’ll make some x-rated comment, or climb onto the lap of a customer, erasing all doubt about her real personality. In short, she’s a vixen. And of that gaggle of gogo gals, she has the best sense of humor. She’s a quick wit, and her laugh is infectious.

Beer

Poo wasn’t much more than a skeleton when she first started working at XXX. Blame it on the lockdown, but time offstage with nothing to do but eat has put some much-needed meat on her bones. She’s still thin as a rail, but with a slightly shapelier ass. She’s got a wicked smile but a soft disposition. Give her a bottle of beer and a cigarette and she’ll be your friend for life.

Poo

Pai got her start in Kiss Bar. In 2019 she moved briefly to Glamour, but a year later found a new home at XXX. She’s a single mom with motherly instincts, but is young enough yet that she can still party like a rock star. Her best trait—aside from her six-pack abs and hot ass—is her longsuffering nature. She’ll put up with more than a fair amount of groping from a customer. God bless her patience.

Pai

There are two Nans in XXX. Both have sweet back tattoos. One is slightly taller with a slightly larger, rounder ass. Let’s call her Nan 2. Nan 2 got her start in Thigh Bar, then had a brief stint in Glamour and also Bada Bing before finding a new home in XXX. She’s quiet, which is just fine, because her body does all the talking. Built like a brick house, she is, with the muscle tone of a professional athlete. If you’re lucky enough to take her home, make sure your doctor has approved you for strenuous sexual activity.

Nan 2
Nan

Sai is—fittingly—BFFs with Pai. They both started out in Kiss Bar, both moved to Glamour at the same time, and settled down at XXX together. Sai is covered in tattoos. In California, she’d be pegged as a gangster. In truth, she’s the sweetest, gentlest girl on the Pong. And in addition to being a sexbomb, she’s also a fairly talented masseuse, so if you take her home, don’t let her leave without rubbing on your sore spots.

Sai

Look, we’re all in the same boat. Missing the girls, missing the stage, missing the bar-hopping. And God knows, there’s more to say about these luscious lasses, and more girls in the roster than the handful we’ve covered today. But this isn’t meant to be a feast for your senses. This is the equivalent of a methadone clinic. Consider this a little something to keep you going. To tide you over, either until next Sunday or until the bars reopen. Let’s all stay positive, friends. Keep your chin up. Keep the faith. Keep on keepin’ on. And if the lockdown gets extended (and we all know it will), just remember—you can always get a quick hit from us, no charge.

Oh, and if you’re hankering for more pics of out-of-work gogo dancers, swing over to my blog: http://patpongnightlife.com/2021/05/09/lockdown-number-3-a-mongers-malaise/

Cheers, everyone. Stay positive.